just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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