I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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