Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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