If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Hippo gnu deer
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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