So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
