Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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