my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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