I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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