Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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