I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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