my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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