Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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