What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We named our party play list daddy issues
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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