he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
They have beer where we have blood.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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