check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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