im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My breasts were aching with rage.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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