So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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