In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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