i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
