he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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