I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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