i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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