Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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