I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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