Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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