just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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