I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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