I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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