the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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