just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
