Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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