I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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