Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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