"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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