it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
He did a backflip because drugs
Randomize
