road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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