jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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