Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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