Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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