Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
She even gives head with a lisp.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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