their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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