Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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