how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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