I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
im on a boat
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