Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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