I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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