People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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