Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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