At least make sure they are 18
Why
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
There r osticjed everywhere
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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