Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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