Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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